It's time for extended hours at the library!

The staff are excited to welcome you to Feinberg Library!

Please utilize this opportunity.

Last night one of the chicks in the computer lab was like "I feel like I'm wasting my time, nobody is even here".

And she was right, nobody was in the lab except for her and some other homeskillet who worked there.

I was all like "Damn you're getting f*cking paid to sit on your ass and cruise facebook, what the f*ck is your f*cking problem? I have to stand there and take sh*t from some old ****** at the supermarket who is getting pissy with me because she can't use a 20 cent coupon that expired 2 years ago, then I go mop up s*it off the floor in the public restroom that some homeless f*ck just j*rked off in after he used the sink to shave with a piece of broken glass. After this fiasco, I get to push carts in the freezing f*cking cold. S*it!" But I actually said that in my head, not out loud. Instead I just smiled and made some dumb ass smalltalk family-friendly joke.
Do you ever want to say some sh*t like, right after you didn't?


Oh, there's also free coffee and hot coa-coa and tea in the lobby for all you addicts!

This is the actual bag of popcorn.

Burnt popcorn set off the fire alarm causing a full evacuation of Adirondak Hall on Sunday November 06, 2011.

Poppa Bear aka. The Spunky Misunderstood Genius aka. Black Sugarwall Stanley was present during the evacuation. He had to stand outside for "10 to 15 minutes." Specialexperienceblog experieced an exclusive interview with the witness/victim:

Poppa Bear aka. The Spunky Misunderstood Genius aka. Black Sugarwall Stanley

"I don't know it was whatever. I'm kind of tryin' to do this s*it right now I could really care less about what happened yesterday. I gotta go ask Jae about this assignment tomorrow..."







It still smells like burnt popcorn in the dorm.
Seriously it's popcorn people, you're in college.
It's not that hard to make popcorn without burning it.