Showing posts with label Absurd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Absurd. Show all posts
Burnt Popcorn Causes a Ruckus!
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| This is the actual bag of popcorn. |
Burnt popcorn set off the fire alarm causing a full evacuation of Adirondak Hall on Sunday November 06, 2011.
Poppa Bear aka. The Spunky Misunderstood Genius aka. Black Sugarwall Stanley was present during the evacuation. He had to stand outside for "10 to 15 minutes." Specialexperienceblog experieced an exclusive interview with the witness/victim:
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| Poppa Bear aka. The Spunky Misunderstood Genius aka. Black Sugarwall Stanley |
"I don't know it was whatever. I'm kind of tryin' to do this s*it right now I could really care less about what happened yesterday. I gotta go ask Jae about this assignment tomorrow..."
It still smells like burnt popcorn in the dorm.
Seriously it's popcorn people, you're in college.
It's not that hard to make popcorn without burning it.
"Fuckboy D" Disgraces pyramidpendulum in Adirondak Hall's Super Smash Brothers Tournament
Adirondak Hall hosted a Super Smash Brothers tournament on Sunday November 06 at 7:30 pm.
It was the Nintendo 64 version; it was the best version.
The rules were simple; 4 lives, no items, 1-on-1.
There were lots of contestants. It was a serious bout.
Fuckboy D was representing the 100's section, and pyramidpendulum.
Poppa Bear aka. The Spunky Misunderstood Genius aka. Black Sugarwall Stanley was granted exclusive photography permission.
Fuckboy D was called to battle, and chose Pikachu. His opponent chose Ness.
This is what it would have looked like in real life:
Ness beat Pikachu's ass in a whopping 4-1 victory. This can partially be attributed to Ness' absorption ability (in contrast with Pikachu's lightning bolt strategy) and Fuckboy D's opponent's awesome skills. Fuckboy D was sick, but his opponent was sicker. Fuckboy D shamefully left the facility immediately.
SUNY Janitorial Employee Identifies Smelly Brown Matter
It was early on the morning [or "mañana"(in spanish)] of September 30, 2011, when a janitorial employee cleaning the Adirondack residence hall at SUNY Plattsburgh stumbled across a mysterious brown piece of matter on the floor of a first floor bathroom. She revealed to specialexperienceblog that she didn't know what it was initially.
The employee continued down the hall to the janitor's closet to retrieve cleaning suplies, when she noticed more brown matter in the stairway. As she swept it up, she caught a whiff of the material in question, and at this point she was able to confirm it as feces of some sort. The resident assistant added that he had "never seen anything like this".
It is typical for freshman dorms such as Whiteface to have trash and unwanted food thrown about, but a situation like this is surprising. It is unknown if the hair stuck to the turd in the photo belongs to the rouge-pooper. It is worth mentioning that the incident did not occur in the substance-free area of Adirondack Hall.
NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: "It is my hope that the publication of this article deters any further disregard to the janitorial staff and residents of SUNY Plattsburgh."
WQKE updates their display case!
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| *image edited to protect the safety of WQKE personelle |
After years of sloppiness, the WQKE display case located in the Angel College Center at SUNY Plattsburgh has been updated! WQKE is SUNY Plattsburgh's student-run commercial-free radio station, broadcasting 24/7 at 93.9fm. Although the board was updated last year, this is the first time it has seen a complete re-vamp in 4 years!
WQKE's promotion department diligently modified the display during their Thursday night meeting at 8:30pm. Students and faculty took notice of the flashy new design as they walked by.
An anonymous party had this to say about the board:
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| Anonymous |
"Wow that display case looks awesome! I want it inside me."
WQKE meets every Tuesday night upstairs in the ACC at 9:30. If you would like to sign up for a show, feel free to stop by.
Professor T. Clukey is the station's advisor.
Here is a sample of his on-air abilities: Click Here!
WQKE meets every Tuesday night upstairs in the ACC at 9:30. If you would like to sign up for a show, feel free to stop by.
Professor T. Clukey is the station's advisor.
Here is a sample of his on-air abilities: Click Here!
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