The rules were simple; 4 lives, no items, 1-on-1.

There were lots of contestants. It was a serious bout.

Fuckboy D was representing the 100's section, and pyramidpendulum.

Poppa Bear aka. The Spunky Misunderstood Genius aka. Black Sugarwall Stanley was granted exclusive photography permission.

Fuckboy D was called to battle, and chose Pikachu. His opponent chose Ness.

This is what it would have looked like in real life:

Ness beat Pikachu's ass in a whopping 4-1 victory. This can partially be attributed to Ness' absorption ability (in contrast with Pikachu's lightning bolt strategy) and Fuckboy D's opponent's awesome skills. Fuckboy D was sick, but his opponent was sicker. Fuckboy D shamefully left the facility immediately.