Die Welt ran a headline on zu Guttenberg's new book: "Guttenback!". In fact, the disgraced plagiarist is alive and well in Greenwich, CT, and has joined the Center for Strategic & International Studies as a "distinguished statesman."

The resistance to the return of zu Guttenberg was termed "a revolution of the respectable."

Of course, there's always room for one more in Carbondale, IL at SIU where the respectable lost out.